Believe it or not, there was a time when the world existed without the Internet. There were Romans killing tigers in giant stadiums and locusts attacking Egyptians and slavery. The world was pretty fucked up. Now the Internet allows us to live in a more peaceful and stable society. And there’s easy access to porn. So much porn.
Here are 13 crazy facts you may not know about the Internet.
1. Seems like this number should be higher.
2. Are there Internet royalty checks?
3. And the other five only communicate through IM.
4. Probably the most practical webcam ever.
5. Well it is closer to the satellites. Satellites have something to do with the Internet, right?
6. That’s accounting for all genders. It’s definitely much higher for men.
7. Can you imagine being the only Google result?
8. I feel like my Aunt Karen sends 2 million of them. And they’re all cat gifs.
9. Except it didn’t work well on Mondays. Or if there was lasagna around.
10. Kanye West bought one for each of his phones.
11. And they’re all trying to catfish each other.
12. All they do is post Mao Zedong gifs.
13. So many obnoxious teenage vlogs.
Joseph Misulonas is an intern at Playboy.com. He spends too much time on the Internet. Like, WAY too much time. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.