Bernie Sanders has captured the imaginations of America’s youth with his left wing, groundbreaking but sometimes dubious policies, and until this point, political analysts haven’t been able to work out how good old Bernie comes up with them. Trump is telling right wing southerners what they want to hear, whether he understands what he’s talking about or not. Hillary is winning over crowds just by clapping and punching the air, while Ben Carson is somewhere screaming into a seashell.

So how exactly is Bernie coming up with his policies? Well we can exclusively reveal the top secret algorithm the Vermont senator has been using during his campaign, and now you can make your very own Bernie Sanders policy! Just pick one phrase from each column and voila!