Look, it’s not difficult to talk to women anymore. If you’re nervous to do it in public, there’s about 10,000 different apps and sites that can facilitate your courtship. But even with all of that, there are still dudes out there who prefer creepy, bizarre methods like this that you can almost feel on your skin. And not just because of all the flour and eggs either. Maybe next time he’ll incorrectly file their taxes or deface their parents grave. The possibilities are endless!