Everyone remembers their first sip of alcohol, which usually comes with a side of unwanted parental commentary. “I remember my first beer,” your dad probably said. Or maybe your parents took a more logical approach and used the old “if you’re going to try it, I’d rather have you try it in the house” excuse.

In this clip from The Detour, Jared’s parents deploy the ‘honestly is best’ policy for his first taste of alcohol. To be perfectly clear, this means sharing some truths about why people drink (to have more fun, duh) while also revealing some dirty details about their own habits. Sounds like Robin and Nate might want to try the old motto “Do as I say, not as I do.”

Watch more of The Detour, premiering Monday, April 11th at 9/8c with back-to-back episodes, only on TBS.