Every woman can appreciate a little sensitivity in her man. A hard shell with a soft interior, like the perfect candy you just can’t wait to unwrap and sink your teeth into. Dream guy, right?

Wrong. When you’re a parent, there’s a place and time for tears, and a family vacation just isn’t it. Not only are you wasting precious relaxation time, you’re making yourself look weak in front of the kids. For their sake, snap out of it and move past the milestones without blinking an eye.

In this clip from The Detour, Robin is less than impressed with her husband’s babyish behavior and swiftly reminds him that there’s no crying on road trips.

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