It was a meeting of the minds, a brain trust, a summit for the ages. A conversation between two men of peak ridiculousness: Donald Trump and Dan Bilzerian.

Unfortunately, we don’t know much about what transpired — the only artifact of the meeting is a single tweet.

So we know that Trump and Bilzerian noshed on a cheese and fruit plate and sipped some Fiji water, but what did they talk about? The world may never know, but we can certainly speculate:

  1. Guns
  2. Ladies
  3. Smushball
  4. Social constructivism, Foucauldian discourse analysis, and the permanence of death.

Alas…we’ll never know.