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Dan Bilzerian Made a Hilariously Awful Sexy Zombie Game

Dan Bilzerian has a game about shooting, zombies, and boobs, and you can play it. It looks terrible.

Bilzerian is an internet-famous semi-pro poker player with an Instagram account that’s mostly photos of guns and women and his large beard. His new mobile game, called Save Dan, asks you to “watch his back” and “save his life” from zombies. You do that by firing big guns at them. The zombies are exclusively buxom women. It’s weird.

The description that appears on the official Save Dan website is goofy and tongue-in-cheek, at least, as it describes your job of shooting “horny invaders” who are trying to “seduce Dan into death, or worse.” The one appearing on iTunes, however, makes little—scratch that—no sense:

Dan Bilzerian’s lifestyle is a magnet and Save Dan is a game that gives you a chance to taste this way of life! But wait, there is a catch—things go wrong. Who would imagine, right?

Dan invites you to go shooting together, you pick out the guns from his gun vault and head on to the desert. After all, carefree shooting in the Nevada desert has always been your thing.

Then the fun suddenly took an awful turn! Mediated by a government experiment the female companions accompanying you turned into zombies.

Quickly! Grab your guns and and your ammo, there are piles of zombies grinding their teeth and looking at you expecting to be put out of their misery!

Sounds like it really is your chance to get a taste of Bilzerian’s way of life, if playing mediocre phone games constitutes a “way of life.” And don’t worry about the fact that the gameplay consists entirely of literally shooting scantily clad women—they’re, uh, definitely zombies. So it’s fine. Move along now. Maybe buy some in-app purchases while you’re at it.

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