Why Is Darth Vader in this woman’s instructional anal sex video?

Normally, if I write a lead in the form of a question, I like to have an answer. But after watching all eight minutes and twenty seconds of Adina Rivers’ ANAL SEX 101 ♡ For Evolved People video, I’m afraid I have no clue why Darth Vader is trying to stop these people from learning about anal. Maybe it’s because his genitals were burned off during the Duel on Mustafar, and he’s jealous. But that’s just a guess.

But here’s what I do know: If you put a hot woman with a vaguely European accent in a bunch of weird, sex-related YouTube videos, and pretend they are educational, people will subscribe (222,707 and counting)! Well done, Ms. Rivers.

(H/T: BroBible)