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There’s a Dildo-Wielding Mad Man Loose on the NYC Subway

There’s a Dildo-Wielding Mad Man Loose on the NYC Subway:

As if riding the subways in New York wasn’t already bad enough, now riders have one more thing to worry about… a dildo terrorist.

Last weekend, ANIMAL’s Aymann Ismail witnessed “An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin” board the train.

The man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo.

What the fuck, New York? Spiderman isn’t going to be able to help you with this one. No, there’s only on me that can help you now. It’s Dildo Man:

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