Ever notice how whenever that whenever a dog’s around, there’s a hot girl hanging all over him, rubbing his belly and getting big wet kisses? Don’t think that dog doesn’t know what he’s doing. They’re fully aware of their power over the female gender. Here’s 12 dogs actively trying to steal your girlfriend:

(h/t Funny or Die)

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.