You have to be careful what you say around kids because they will repeat anything. I remember when I was a young, I had an Indian friend named Sameer and one day, based on something I heard on TV, I called him “Pap Sameer” to my mom. She was horrified and I had no idea why. That being said, here are some jokes that when told to an adult are very dirty, but when told to a kid could be mistaken for clean, absurd humor.