Donald Trump is not happy about his microphone, you guys. And he’s not paying for it.
At a rally in Pensacola, Florida, the former Kate Gosselin/Gary Busey enabler and future leader of the free world stopped in the middle of his speech to complain about the low quality of the stadium’s audio system:
“By the way, I don’t like this mic,” Trump said. “Whoever the hell brought this mic system, don’t pay the son of a bitch that put it in, I’ll tell you.”
He has a point. You shouldn’t have to pay for a crappy product. But keep in mind this is coming from a man who once asked the public to pay for this:
At any rate, Trump’s mic-related tirade did not end there.
“You gotta be tough with your people, because they’ll pay,” he said. “They don’t care, they’ll pay.”
I love how the people in the background are applauding at that line as if they can relate.
“Oh, yeah. I hear that. You’ve gotta keep an eye on your people.”
You live in the panhandle and you’re at a Trump rally! You don’t have any “people!” Although in all fairness, perhaps they thought Trump was using “your people” interchangeably with “your kin.”
At any rate, I think we live in the Back to the Future timeline when Biff got away with assaulting Lorraine at the dance.