We can all stop speculating, because it appears as though the perfect candidate to be Donald Trump’s Vice President has finally emerged. I’m talking, of course, about none other than former adult film star Mary Carey. Honestly, this wouldn’t even come as a shock. It wouldn’t even be close to the craziest part of his political campaign. Plus, she actually has some political experience that The Donald can desperately use.

Mary’s first foray into politics was in 2003, when she ran for Governor of California. She ultimately lost to The Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I can only imagine the heaven on earth that Cali would be now if she had won. In 2005 she ran for Lieutenant Governor of California, but ultimately dropped out for personal reasons. She also hosts “The Mary Carey Happy Hour” on Sirius XM, which is sort of like Trump hosting The Apprentice for so many years. Plus, Mary claims she’ll be “good against Hillary,” because she’s “used to girl on girl.”

Take a look at her very convincing bullet points:

Happy Sunday! Me for #vp #vicepresident

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