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I Found Drake’s Cell Phone and You Won’t Believe What I Discovered

Drake is one of the biggest hip-hop stars in the world, but that doesn’t mean people don’t constantly make fun of him. I, personally, don’t have an issue with Drake and I think some of his songs are good. That’s why it was so shocking to me last week when I ended up sitting next to him on a flight to Los Angeles and I caught a glimpse of his iPhone. He seemed to be having some very odd conversations, but I couldn’t tell exactly whom he was talking with. That is, until he went to the bathroom and left his phone in his seat when he went to the restroom. I quickly took screenshots on his phone and sent them over to mine. Prepare yourself because there are some shocking, totally real images ahead.

1) The first thing I saw was this conversation with his mom, which seemed a little odd to me.

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2) I couldn’t believe I got to see a conversation between Drake and Weezy so you can imagine how quickly I captured this one:

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3) I checked out the notes section to see if he was working on any new lyrics and sure enough it looks like he’s brainstorming a new direction for his popular opening line from the track “Forever.”

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4) I thought it was interesting his calculator just said “69” on it. No calculations, just “69.”

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5) But then I realized he must be really amused by typing “69” on his calculator because there were pages of screenshots of it. Why would he do that?

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6) This conversation with his accountant was truly unbelievable.

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7) In his photos there was an album simply titled “Me Time” which I thought would be a goldmine.

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8) Turns out it was just this picture of Taz and Bugs Bunny dressed as rappers. What is Drake doing with THAT picture?

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9) Here’s a conversation with his manager. He uses emojis on every single contact so it must be a pain to find someone’s name in there.

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10) I checked Shazam to see what Drake had been listening to and he had just used Shazam to identify his own songs over and over. Does he not know them?

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11) I have no idea what to make of this, but it pretty much sums up the whole experience:

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Rob is a writer and comedian based in Louisville, KY. Follow @robfee on Twitter.

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