Finally, someone has found a practical use for a drone that doesn’t involve turning suspected militants into jello.
A nudist beach in England was recently buzzed by an unmanned aerial vehicle, much to the dismay of the nudists below who fear it was equipped with a camera.
The incident took place at the Studland beach in Dorset, which is one of England’s most popular nude beaches. Officials are now investigating to see if any laws were broken.
“The machine went along the whole stretch of Studland so the owner could not be identified,” said an unnamed member of the Studland United Nudist group. “For obvious reasons, naturists need to know who it was.”
For those of you who can’t grasp the obvious reasons, I’ll spell it out for you. The nudists don’t want pictures of their pasty British genitals plastered across the Internet. And unless Kate Beckinsale or Keeley Hazell were at the beach, I’m in complete agreement.
(Source: The Daily Mail)