Just days after his daring escape from a Mexican prison, notorious drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman has supposedly taken to Twitter to threaten Donald Trump.
Sigue chingando y voy hacer que te tragues todas tus putas palabras pinche guero cagaleche @realDonaldTrump— Joaquín Guzmán Loera (@ElChap0Guzman) July 12, 2015
According to the Interwebs, the tweet, which came from an account supposedly administered by Guzman’s son, roughly translates to “Keep fucking around and I’m gonna make you swallow your bitch words you fuckining whitey milkshitter.” Although a less literal translation of “milkshitter” would be “sperm shitter.” You get the general idea.
The tweet came in response to a series of tweets from Trump in which he criticized the Mexican government for Guzman’s escape and threatened to kick the drug lord’s ass.
Mexico’s totally corrupt gov’t looks horrible with El Chapo’s escape—totally corrupt. U.S. paid them $3 billion.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
Can you envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with 'El Chapo’, the Mexican drug lord who escaped from prison? ….— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
…Trump, however, would kick his ass!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
While no one knows for sure if Guzman was actually responsible for the tweet, Trump is taking the threat seriously, and has contacted the FBI.
“I’m fighting for the future of our country which is being overrun by criminals” Trump told TMZ. “You can’t be intimidated. It’s too important.”
When it comes to Guzman and Trump, trying to figure out who is a worse human being is very difficult. On the one hand, Guzman’s prison escapes are really, really impressive. On the other hand, he’s a psychopathic drug lord.
Although Trump is a pompous scumbag, he’s never murdered anyone (probably), which unfortunately gives him an edge. However, he did choose Joan Rivers as the second celebrity apprentice despite the fact that Annie Duke was the clear winner.
Don’t make me choose.