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Mexican Drug Lord ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Is Going to Murder Donald Trump, Probably

Mexican Drug Lord ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Is Going to Murder Donald Trump, Probably: One of these men is a horrible human being. The other is a notorious drug lord.

One of these men is a horrible human being. The other is a notorious drug lord.

Just days after his daring escape from a Mexican prison, notorious drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman has supposedly taken to Twitter to threaten Donald Trump.

According to the Interwebs, the tweet, which came from an account supposedly administered by Guzman’s son, roughly translates to “Keep fucking around and I’m gonna make you swallow your bitch words you fuckining whitey milkshitter.” Although a less literal translation of “milkshitter” would be “sperm shitter.” You get the general idea.

The tweet came in response to a series of tweets from Trump in which he criticized the Mexican government for Guzman’s escape and threatened to kick the drug lord’s ass.

While no one knows for sure if Guzman was actually responsible for the tweet, Trump is taking the threat seriously, and has contacted the FBI.

“I’m fighting for the future of our country which is being overrun by criminals” Trump told TMZ. “You can’t be intimidated. It’s too important.”

When it comes to Guzman and Trump, trying to figure out who is a worse human being is very difficult. On the one hand, Guzman’s prison escapes are really, really impressive. On the other hand, he’s a psychopathic drug lord.

Although Trump is a pompous scumbag, he’s never murdered anyone (probably), which unfortunately gives him an edge. However, he did choose Joan Rivers as the second celebrity apprentice despite the fact that Annie Duke was the clear winner.

Don’t make me choose.

(Source: The Daily Mail, TMZ)

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