In every great courtroom drama, there’s a moment where the protagonist unleashes a fiery speech to win their case. There’s the, “You can’t handle the truth” scene in A Few Good Men. There’s Al Pacino’s, “This whole courtroom’s out of order” speech from …And Justice for All. We could go on and on. But this might be the best yet.

Susan Surrette was brought in front of a Florida court after being arrested for public intoxication. During her bail hearing, she started talking about some bruises she somehow sustained, which led to her flashing the judge “accidentally.”

Turns out she was also an adult video star who went by the name “Kayla Kupcakes.”

No word on whether that judge “polished his gavel” after this hearing.

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