You’re walking down the street and you see a guy passed out in his car with the engine running. You’re pretty sure he’s drunk. So what do you do?

Well, if you’re Reddit user Krazy_Legs, you grab his keys and leave this epic note.

For those who can’t read the somewhat messy handwriting, it says,

I found you passed out drunk with your car running, so I hid your keys under the atlas in your back seat. I hope you get home safe. I’m not your hero. I’m your silent guardian. A watchful protector. The drunk knight.

It’s like the saying goes: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself pass out drunk behind the wheel and have some random guy hide your keys from you.

Way to go, Krazy_Legs.