What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk? Have you ever let a friend take a sword and try to cut a piece of sausage in half while it’s your mouth? This idiot did and instead of a successful slice of sausage, his friend managed to successfully slice his nose. We’re sure he’ll never trust his friend with a sharp object again, drunk or sober.

In case you were wondering about the damage, here’s the NSFW picture of the aftermath.