Online shopping is already an established (oft-regretted) pastime of drunk people everywhere. It is of course, ill-advised. Naturally, online retailer DrunkMall thought it would be wise to tap into this urge by making it super easy to buy stuff on the Internet you don’t need.
Called DrunkPhone, the service allows users to make outrageous drunk shopping purchases through text message. All you need to do is text 347-WASTED-4, send a spelled-out number between one an ten, and wait for DrunkPhone to offer you the option to buy something weird they sell, like Bourbon soaked toothpicks and LED Neckties that are certain to be way more appealing when you’re inebriated.
A brave soul over at Complex tested the service, and she was given the opportunity to buy these gems:
So yeah, great stuff.