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Drunk-Driving Illinois Woman Stopped by Police for Having 15-Foot Tree Wedged in Grille

It’s a bold move to drive drunk. It’s a bolder move to hit a tree and drive off while drunk. It’s the boldest move to hit a tree and drive off drunk with the tree. But that’s apparently what one Illinois woman did. Roselle PD responded to the curious call about a car “cruising along with a 15-foot tree stuck in its grille.” The culprit, 54-year-old Maryann Christy, unsurprisingly failed sobriety tests and reeked of booze. While perplexing and amusing, because everyone’s okay—save for that tree and maybe the car—there’s a lesson to take away here, which is DON’T DRIVE DRUNK AND DO THIS OBVIOUSLY.

[H/T Mandatory]


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