Probably a 20 person brawl last night and that pizza was his only concern. He might be my soulmate. pic.twitter.com/ZX259tMBGn— Autumn Collins (@AutumnBrie1) April 24, 2016
If you want to find someone who could actually make America great again — Hint: It’s not going to be Donald Trump — look no further than this zen master instant legend. While others around him break into a fight, this brave soul carries the peace and pacifism of a yogi and the sleepiness and love for pizza of the everyman. He’s passionate, but not outlandish. He stands for what he believes in without violence. Does anyone actually know his name? Because I’m straight up ready to write this dude in on the ballot come November.