I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
It was her butt. It was Emily Sears’ butt.
That little Monster Mash remix was inspired by Emily Sears, since her body must have been genetically modified for the sole purpose of wearing a bikini. No other explanation makes any sense. She’s too perfect and I refuse to believe that she just lucked out and won the genetic lottery. Science had to have played its hand in this, because Emily Sears is absolutely flawless. She’s the Frankenstein’s Monster of perfect boobs and butt.
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