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English Woman Jailed for ‘Screaming and Shouting’ During Sex

English Woman Jailed for ‘Screaming and Shouting’ During Sex: Courtesy of 'When Harry Met Sally' (1989)

Courtesy of 'When Harry Met Sally' (1989)

I’ll go ahead and file this story under “problems I’ll never have to deal with.”

A woman in England has been given two weeks in jail for having loud sex.

Gemma Wale, of Small Heath, Birmingham, was given a two-week prison sentence after a civil court judge concluded that she had breached the order by “screaming and shouting whilst having sex” at a “level of noise” which annoyed a neighbour.

Wale was already under an “anti-social behavior order” due to a previous instance of loud sex. The order also prohibited her from “playing loud music, shouting, swearing, making banging noises, stamping and slamming doors.”

Aside from her latest round of loud sex, Wale is also accused of breaching her ASBO by “arguing with her boyfriend, swearing at a neighbour, ‘banging around the house’ and 'running around in the property.’”

This woman sounds awesome. Alas, her neighbors do not.

“Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up,” said the busybody neighbor who is probably just jealous. “This lasted ten minutes.”

Ten minutes? That’s impossible. The neighbor is clearly lying.

Although it takes two to tango, the judge did not punish Ms. Wale’s boyfriend, who she referred to only as “Wayne.”

Wayne Rooney - Courtesy of Vectorportal.com (Via Flickr)

Wayne Rooney - Courtesy of Vectorportal.com (Via Flickr)

Whoever Wayne is, he’s clearly the proudest man in all of England.

Party on, Wayne.

(Source: The Telegraph)


Jason Mathews is Internetting way too hard. Follow him at @jasonmathews316.

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