If you haven’t heard of Epic Meal Time, then your knowledge of the Internet is severely lacking. If you’re logging onto the web for the first time, they’re a group of guys who take normal dishes and make them into giant monstrosities that no man should ever eat. Notice we say should. Because we definitely would eat all of their creations if it was put in front of us.

Epic Meal Time’s latest challenge was their take on a quesarito, which (if you also have never used the Internet) is a quesadilla and a burrito combined. It’s as delicious as it sounds. And it has 40,000 calories.

Our only complaint?
No bacon.