If there’s two things men love it’s women and carp. That seems to be the running premise behind the new Carponizer 2015 calendar. It’s pictures of beautiful women holding carp. It’s definitely targeting a bizarrely specific demographic. Here are some of pictures used in the calendar:

To see the uncensored images (and not of the carp) from the calendar, head here.

You can also buy this calendar for around 20 euros on Amazon. You probably shouldn’t leave it lying around your desk. Or in your house. Or anywhere that people will ever see it.


Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.