Are you sitting on the couch watching the movie Hitch over and over again, wondering why you got divorced? Well pause Hitch and wonder no longer, because recent mother Eva Mendes knows exactly why your man left you, ladies. It’s your sweatpants.

In a recent interview with “Extra” Ryan Gosling’s number one lady said this about sweatpants:

You can’t do sweatpants… ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!

Normally we have a problem with celebrities telling the unwashed masses how to conduct their lives, but we’re with Mendes on this one. Sweatpants are only for exercising, long hospital recoveries and formalwear for shady mafia guys.