People from all walks of life love beer. Homer Simpsons gulps down his Duff as quickly as Rust Cohle whittles figurines out of his Lone Star cans. And it’s not just Americans either. Everywhere around the world people pound brews like it’s going out of style. But how do their tastes compare to Americans? This handy chart from Vine Pair shows the most popular beer brands from around the country. Apparently Foster’s isn’t actually Australian for beer…

Come on, America! Even Canada has a classier beer than us! We need a Brew-volution, perhaps beginning with a dumping of all light beers into the Boston Harbor.