12. FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING
This movie, much like fake Jason’s knockoff blue-striped mask, was complete bullshit.
11. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: A NEW BLOOD
You know you’re grasping at straws when you’re in a pitch meeting and someone says, “What about telekinesis?” and someone else says “OK.“
10. FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
Two words: No Jason.
9. FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
Two more words: Jessica Biel in a white tank top (I’m bad at counting words.)
8. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
Full disclosure: I saw this in the theater. Fuller disclosure: I enjoyed it.
7. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
New Yorkers are such self-centered pricks, they don’t even notice him! Get it!?!?
6. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES
Easily the best “come to life” scene is when Tommy digs Jason up to make sure he’s dead only to have a lightning strike bring ol’ Jason back to life. Stupid assed Tommy.
5. FREDDY VS JASON
This movie made $115 million. I don’t know what that means.
4. JASON X
Higher on the list than it probably should for the liquid nitrogen face-smashing scene.
3. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III
Very underrated. Also, this is the movie where Jason got his sweet-ass mask.
2. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2
As iconic as the mask is, the ruck sack with one eyehole is still his creepiest accoutrement.
1. FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER
I could watch Corey Feldman murder stuff all day.