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Every Friday The 13th Flick, Ranked

Every Friday The 13th Flick, Ranked:

12. FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING
This movie, much like fake Jason’s knockoff blue-striped mask, was complete bullshit.

11. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: A NEW BLOOD
You know you’re grasping at straws when you’re in a pitch meeting and someone says, “What about telekinesis?” and someone else says “OK.“

10. FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
Two words: No Jason.

9. FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
Two more words: Jessica Biel in a white tank top (I’m bad at counting words.)

8. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
Full disclosure: I saw this in the theater. Fuller disclosure: I enjoyed it.

7. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
New Yorkers are such self-centered pricks, they don’t even notice him! Get it!?!?

6. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES
Easily the best “come to life” scene is when Tommy digs Jason up to make sure he’s dead only to have a lightning strike bring ol’ Jason back to life. Stupid assed Tommy.

5. FREDDY VS JASON
This movie made $115 million. I don’t know what that means.

4. JASON X
Higher on the list than it probably should for the liquid nitrogen face-smashing scene.

3. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III
Very underrated. Also, this is the movie where Jason got his sweet-ass mask.

2. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2
As iconic as the mask is, the ruck sack with one eyehole is still his creepiest accoutrement.

1. FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER
I could watch Corey Feldman murder stuff all day.

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