Where are you right now? I can hear birds in the background.

I’m in San Antonio, Texas, outside. I get nervous if people hear me during an interview so I’m outside. Where do you work?

I’m a waitress at Hooters. I’ve been there for 2 ½ years and I love it. How did you get involved with Playboy?

All my friends kept telling me to try out for Playboy and I kept telling them no, but eventually they convinced me to do it. I submitted my pictures online and they called me back two weeks later. **** What was the funniest thing that happened on the set of your photo shoot?

I have this weird thing where I have to constantly make sure my nipples are hard during photo shoots. It’s my little thing. Does this require ice?

I just kept rubbing my boobs over and over again to make them hard. What makes you feel sexy?

Wearing lacy boy shorts, walking around and looking at myself in the mirror, making sure I look sexy. When I look sexy I feel sexy. Do you have a favorite piece of lingerie?

My favorite piece of lingerie would have to be my hot pink bra with lace trim and my hot pink panties with the little pink trimmings; it’s the best outfit ever. What does the last text you received say?

The last text I received says, “When are you coming over?” Any fantasies you’d love to fulfill?

I want to have sex on a beach while the sun is going down, that’s my biggest fantasy ever! What are your goals for 2012?

I want to move to L.A. I want to do something really good, get my life straight and do really well for myself. Maybe take some cosmetics courses or go to beauty school. Where will we find you in your free time?

When I’m not modeling I like to play tennis and work out a lot. I get up at 8:30 every morning, I like to cook healthy things for myself, and then I work quite a bit. I probably work 52 hours a week and work out 2 ½ hours a day at least! What qualities do you look for in a guy?

I want a guy who’s very independent, that can take care of me and himself. I want a guy that respects himself, because if he can’t respect himself then he can’t respect me. Any tips on how to get a woman’s attention?

No touchy-touchy and no pushy-pushy; seriously, that’s the most awful thing ever. If you think she means no then she really does mean no.

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