What if history’s most famous orators had Twitter? Imagine logging on and seeing @MLKJr posted “I have a dream. #BaeCaughtMeSleepin.” It would definitely take away some of the gravitas. Reddit users took this idea and ran with it. Below are a few of our favorites.

1. From Buzzfeed’s “24 Worst Inaugural Addresses”

“The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.” #AlsoSpiders #AndHeights #ShoutoutToThalassophobia #NotCrazyAboutCrowdsTBH #PolioAlsoNoPicnic #AndFuckStairsInParticular #DatFearTho

2. Oswald took this one to heart (allegedly)

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.” #kennedy #headshot

3. Would you like to tag Buzz Aldrin?

“One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” #JustDoIt #Nike

4. Give me liberty or give me selfies

“I only regret that I have but one live to give for my country.” #YOLO

5. Never follow Shaggy’s advice

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” #wasntme

6. The Midnight Facebook Post of Paul Revere

“The British are coming.” #hideyokids #hideyowife

7. Et tu, @Brute?

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen… Lend me your ears.” #listenupbitches

8. Especially since Spartans don’t wear shirts

“Then we shall fight in the shade!” #BetterForOurSkinAnyway

9. Was that Nietzsche or Kelly Clarkson?

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” #ProteinShakes #CrossFit #MuscleMilk

10. How many times did Marilyn Monroe hear this one?

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” #Thatswhatshesaid

11. Jesus, the original hipster

“He who is without sin, cast the first stone.” #Haterz

12. Sir Mix-a-Lot covering Bob Marley

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” #UnlessSheGotABootyDoe

13. Winston Churchill subtweeting Hitler right here

"We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall never surrender.” #justsaying

14. Billy Shakespeare Remix

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!” #WhoLetTheDogsOut

15. Marie Antoinette’s watching her figure

“Let them eat cake.” #glutenfree #vegandiet