The start of the NFL season means fans are gearing up their own fantasy football leagues, hoping to reign supreme among their friends and colleagues. But while everyone is obsessing over the stats of their favorite players, they often forget that a team is only as good as its name. Your team name tells your opponent everything they need to know about you not only as a manager, but as a human being. Here’s a guide to help you pick the right one:

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