I’d honestly watch Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as any genre outing. If some loadie spent his summer vacation digitally adding cartoon cowboy hats and an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, I’d watch the hell out of it. SuperCutOnline opted to turn the John Hughes classic into a psychological thriller called Ferris Bueller Must Die. Bonus points for the Metalocalypse-worthy soundtrack and bad VHS tracking.