Ever wonder what it would be like if Indiana Jones were your college professor? Or if Ross from Friends taught you basic Paleontology? Well we thought it’d be fun to imagine how the greatest fictional characters ever would be reviewed on Rate My Professor. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone hates Ross.

Ross is a writer based in New York. Follow him on Twitter: @MessJenkins

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