No one in history every performed like John Holmes in their first sexual encounter. Except maybe John Holmes. He was a natural. For the rest of us the first time was filled with anxiety, overeagerness and sloppiness. A bunch of Reddit users found safe-for-work GIFs that perfectly described their first sexual experiences. Here are some of our favorites.

1. Can never remember which way this goes


2. Thought it would last longer…


3. Did not prepare adequately


4. Anti-climactic


5. Absolutely no control


6. Who does?


7. It’s all about perspiration


8. Not sure that’s how it’s done


9. How does this work?


10. Just trying to get a reaction


11. Had a little too much to drink


12. Just not that much fun


Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.