Remember the scene in the movie Big, when Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia play a few simple songs on the giant floor piano in the Infamous FAO Schwarz toy store? Sure you do. They play “Chopsticks” and a giant crowd gathers, because in the ‘80s, the internet was pretty much nonexistent and people were amazed by the simplest stuff.
Well, now it’s 2015, the Internet is in on your f*cking phone, and “Chopsticks” on a giant floor piano won’t even make a baby smile anymore! You want to blow some minds these days? You’re going to have to play Johann Sebastian Bach’s, “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor”… on a giant floor piano!
Bet you didn’t see that coming, Zoltar!