If you’re a smoking hot college girl who’s going to start attending the University of Florida, then boy do I have something to show you. Your decision on which sorority to join is probably a difficult one. Which one offers the best academic aid? Which one throws the best parties? Which one gets involved in the community? Which one has the best lingerie pillow fights? These are all very important questions you should be asking yourself. Before you make a decision, let me show you the recruitment video for Pi Beta Phi:

Apparently, if you join this sorority, you will not only attend great parties and rock out with your gal pals in bikinis, but you’ll go Scuba diving with sharks, attend baseball games, go base jumping, go sky diving, and go to India. All things that will 100% happen to you and you should take into consideration.