Fox News isn’t well known for being hip or relevant with today’s youth. So it’s not really expected that an exposé by the “news channel” would be anything more than a bunch of old people scolding youngsters for having fun. However, even for Fox News standards, this is ridiculous.

Sean Hannity sent a reporter to Panama City, Florida to see how America’s young people celebrate their week off. The result is completely ridiculous.

Wait, someone smoked marijuana? And people had intercourse, and they probably weren’t married? And people drank copious amounts of alcohol? My god! Lock up the children!

Seriously, Fox News needs to lighten up. Their entire network is basically just Clint Eastwood telling kids to stay off their lawn 24/7. And then accusing those kids of being born in Kenya.

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for The wildest Spring Break he ever went on was to Arizona to watch Spring Training Baseball. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.