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Meet the German Dude Who Has a Surgically Enhanched, 7-Pound Dick

Meet the German Dude Who Has a Surgically Enhanched, 7-Pound Dick:

Is that twenty bananas in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Vice recently found out what life is like when you have a giant, silicone enhanced “nine-inch-long, three-inch-wide, seven-pound penis.”

The man asked only to be identified as Micha for obvious reasons. To answer the question we know you’re thinking, here’s what the article says when it comes to using his massive junk for sex:

When it comes to sex, apparently the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure boost, and any erection Micha gets happens “inside” of his massive foreskin. As such, it isn’t visible with the naked eye, and obviously Micha’s body modification makes sex more difficult (though not impossible).

No shit.

And to think, all this started with an innocent penis pump:

I think the whole thing started 20 years ago when I got a penis pump as a present. I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. But then it happened that I went out pumped up. And I realized that it was a good feeling.

If you want to find out more about Micha’s massive manhood, you can watch Vice’s documentary on him below. It’s in German, so make sure to hit the CC button once it starts for subtitles.

Now, if for some reason you absolutely have to see what Micha’s penis looks like, you can click this VERY NSFW link HERE.

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