Though the photo above seems to have gone viral, the couple in question have yet to be identified, so feel free to imagine your favorite celebrities going at it. Rosario Dawson, Leonardo DiCaprio, hell, even Monica Lewinsky is there; let your imagination run wild.
While we salute David’s unyielding dedication to spreading the word from Cannes, we worry that true to Hollywood’s recent run of form, the dissemination of this photo will only lead to a slew of copycats.
Wait. No. That would be a good thing in this case. Never mind.