This sort of act is the original pornography, likely harkening back to mankind first discovering bananas were edible and phallic. This is a Japanese game show that, as far as I can tell, focuses around a competition of which babe can most sexily snack on a banana held at crotch level, and it’s still not even the wildest one that country’s produced. There’s one that features women jerking dudes off. Meanwhile, Jeopardy!’s been on the air for 50 years here and the most exciting thing that’s ever happened was when Trebek buzzed off his moustache for the first time.

(H/T Foodbeast)

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