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Girlwatcher Questionnaire: Laura "DarkAsia" Mummert

NAME: Laura Mummert
BIRTHPLACE: New Jersey
CURRENT LOCATION: South Florida
BIRTHDAY: January 6th
HEIGHT: 5'7"
MEASUREMENTS: 36D-27-37—I'm far from petite, boys!
ETHNICITY: I'm half Korean and half white, one of the best mixes!
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Yellowish
LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED: Generally, I'm right-handed, but I'm ambidextrous, depending on what I'm doing.
NICKNAME: DarkAsia
ATHLETIC ABILITY: I can kick your ass.
HIGH SCHOOL EXTRACURRICULARS: Smoking in the bathrooms.
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO: Poke your eyes out with my boobs.
DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?: Yes. People tell me it makes them hot for teacher.
CLAIM TO FAME: Fame? I'm not there yet, but I am particularly proud of my photo in Playboy's Grapevine June 2009! [Amazing shoot by photographer Gordon Denman of Laura covered in Goldfish crackers -- view the full gallery here. --Ed.]
DAY JOB: This is it. Modeling is my job. Sometimes all the stress is just too much to handle.
DREAM JOB: Video game tester—you can't get any better than that! Lucky bastards!
WORST JOB EVER HELD: I worked as a cashier in a grocery store once, but it wasn't terrible. It was just kinda quiet and boring, which made the days seem very long.
EDUCATION/PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: School of Life
HOBBIES: I'm always surfing the internet. I love online communities and just searching for random things on Google or Wikipedia. I also love computer and video games! Soul Calibur and The Sims are my favorites! Oh, and I love to play with my camera!

USEFUL SKILLS: I type ridiculously fast. The sound that comes from my keyboard would make someone want to kill themself. I am an excellent cook! It's one of my favorite things to do! I can make anything from jerk chicken to shepherd's pie.
USELESS SKILLS: I can touch my tongue to my nose easily. It's long. And my elbows are double-jointed so I can twist and bend my arms awkward and gross-like. So sexy. I can also chug beer like a champ and my burps are out of this world. I've actually scared people with them.
AREA OF EXPERTISE: Was I not clear? THE KITCHEN.
I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT: Singing Karaoke! Bon Jovi, "Wanted Dead or Alive" and Night Ranger, "Sister Christian."
OBSESSIONS: I have OCD tendencies... I'm definitely not going to list them all, but I will tell you that the television and radio volume has to be on a multiple of 5.
STRENGTHS: I'm very patient, strong-willed and confident in myself. I don't sweat the small stuff.
WEAKNESSES: I'm a people pleaser, so I have a tendency to be too nice sometimes. Some people take it the wrong way, others just take advantage.
TRAGIC FLAW: I bite my nails to hell. I can't stand having them! I only get them done for photo shoots and then I bite them right off immediately after the shoot is done.
I AM THE IDEAL WOMAN BECAUSE: I'm one of the guys, only prettier! And I like boyish things like racing and monster trucks.
I AM NOT THE IDEAL WOMAN BECAUSE: I'm not that into ball sports, although I will go to the games just to drink beer.
ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH A GIRL FROM FLORIDA: How can I give you advice if I don't even know how the hell to deal with them myself? Women confuse the crap out of me.
I CAN COOK: just about anything!
FAVORITE COCKTAIL: BEER!!! and I love Champagne.
FAVORITE FOOD: Korean food, absolutely! Rice and kimchee, bulgogi, kalbi, dokboki! I also love Thai and Japanese—I love noodles!
FAVORITE JUNK FOOD: Funnel cake loaded with powdered sugar! And when I say loaded, I'm serious. If it doesn't get all over my face, there wasn't enough. I absolutely love Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Flamin' Hot Funyuns! We don't get the Hot Funyuns here in Florida, though. I can only eat them when I travel out west.
FOOD YOU WON'T EAT: Hmm... I'm not really a picky eater. I definitely won't eat extreme foods from other cultures like large bugs or testicles! No thanks! Although, I have had cow tongue before and it was delicious.
FAVORITE MOVIE: I have a long list of them, but generally my favorites tend to be martial arts movies like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and sci-fi/fantasy movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And I love vampire movies!
FAVORITE WEBSITE: Google, Wikipedia and Youtube.
IDOL: Masuimi Max! I hope I get to shoot with her one day! I think we would look great together!
MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF ALL TIME: My mother and my two sisters.
SEXIEST NUDE MODEL: My BFF LillyAnn! Such a bombshell! She definitely motivated me to get off my lazy ass and start modeling!
MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD: Johnny Depp. Please, don't fight with me on this. You will not like the outcome.
AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I WOULD: Rip my hair out! I would NEVER want that job!
FAVORITE ALBUM: Def Leppard, Hysteria
EMBARRASSING SONG I KNOW BY HEART: I'm not embarrassed about any of them. Not even "Mmmbop." You usually end up knowing all the words to the songs you hate the most.
THE WEIRDEST OR MOST UNUSUAL PHOTO SHOOT I'VE EVER DONE: I haven't done anything too weird... yet. I did do a shoot with a friend of mine where I was entirely covered in mud from my hair down to my toes. This was at a real pond with real mud, smelling like ass and all! I got ant bites all over me, which really sucked, and I had to wash my hair five or six times to get all the mud, leaves and twigs out. But I love the photos!
FAVORITE UNDERWEAR: Anything that doesn't go up my ass. Obviously I wear thongs and g-strings all the time, but that doesn't mean I have to like them. I prefer regular bikini panties or boyshorts to lounge around in. Or adult-sized Batman Underoos.
SEXIEST UNDERWEAR: I love the way a T-back looks.
WHAT I LIKE IN A BRA: Anything that pushes them up to my chin.
WHAT I WEAR TO BED: A pair of panties. I can't wear tank tops, t-shirts, shorts or pants to bed because I toss and turn a lot and the clothes shift around all crazy and I get all tangled! I feel like I'm wrapped up or trapped! Plus, it's too hot down here in Florida.
FIRST THING I DO WHEN I WAKE UP: Check the time, and then go back to sleep... no matter what the clock says. FYI, I am not a morning person. You do not want to be the one who has to wake me up for something in the a.m. People get hit.
MY BEST FEATURE: As much as I'd like to say my smile, I'm not going to kid myself. The correct answer is my boobs.
WHAT MEN LOVE ABOUT ME: Men love me because I chill like one of the boys. And they love my boobs.
PET NAME FOR MY BREASTS: I've recently decided on "Guns N' Roses."
SLUTTIEST ITEM OF CLOTHING I OWN: I have a lace-up, open-crotch, satin, Asian print panty that is dangerously tiny and obviously covers nothing.
FAVORITE SWIMSUIT: Low-rise bottoms and halter tops for the cleavage boost.
EVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?: Of course! There's one nearby that I love!
EVERYDAY ACTIVITY I AM LIKELY TO DO NAKED: I'm always naked when I'm at home. Who the hell am I covering up for? I'm not offending anyone here. I'm on the 3rd floor anyway, so who can see me? Even if they could, oh well.
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH PORN?: I like porn as much as the next guy. Anyone who says they don't is lying!
GROOMING DOWN THERE: Bald eagle
PLACE I LIKE TO BE TOUCHED: My back! You'd be surprised at how many common places there are on a woman's body that men tend to overlook.
MOST ORGASMS IN ONE NIGHT: Nine
MY BEST MOVE IN BED: I call it "the Hunter-Gatherer"!
MY PHILOSOPHY OF SEX: You have to keep an open-mind. Be comfortable and be willing to teach and learn from your partner.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE: When you love someone, you just know it. If you're unsure, there's your answer.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE: You should live every day like you did it on purpose.
I SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY BECAUSE: People want to see me on it!

Think you can stand more DarkAsia? Peruse her nude-tastic portfolio at supermodels.com/darkasia, and friend her, if you dare, at myspace.com/darkasia.

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