Girlwatcher - Stuff of Legends

You gots to chill

Bit of aggro over the weekend, wasn't there? Serena Williams offering to shove a tennis ball down a linesperson's throat and Kanye making Taylor Swift cry. Our name is Girlwatcher, but we listen, too. And some of the women we know are telling us that the fault is in the stars. See, Mercury has gone retrograde, which fouls up communication; people say things they shouldn't. Astrology is bunk, but we'll play along—whatever the reason for the conflict, we recommend taking deep breaths and going to your happy place. Yoga with Sara Jean Underwood will do the trick.

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All dressed up

In other VMA news—non-Kanye VMA news—the clear winner was Katy Perry. WWTDD has an extensive gallery of curvy Kate; Egotastic documents the noble efforts of some others, including Keri Hilson, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port.








 

 

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Hot Winter

You remember her from such clips as "Big Boobs=Handy Purse" and "Bra aka Tool Box"—check out our exclusive interview with WintrSprngSummrFall—a.k.a. Winter Pierzina—the girl who stuffs things in her huge bra.


















 

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And Vikki makes three
We've covered Alex Sim-Wise and Kitty Lea in this space, but never Vikki Blows. Seeing as she completes a trio of hip, hot topless British girls currently on the road together, we ought to give her a mention. So here is her mention: Vikki Blows, the girl with the funny name (don't even attempt innuendo—she's heard it all) who appears regularly in Front magazine. Our man at NSFWPOA has scans of Vikki's most recent cover pictorial (September 2009 issue) and the Front website has some really excellent wallpaper of Vikki sliding off a T-shirt and jeans. Vikki, Kitty and Alex are criss-crossing dear old Blighty on the Front Uni Tour. The what? Photos from Sim-Wise's MySpace suggest events packed with jokes, free magazines, swag, deejaying and drawing on eager male fans. If we get a better explanation, we'll let you know.

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Selling sex

Here's a site that hopes to revolutionize your shopping experience: Swaxy.com. Girls in bikinis selling electronics—fortunes have been made off much worse ideas than this.

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Nekked pitchers

We noticed a couple familiar faces on Swaxy's roster page. One belongs to Jillian Beyor, who is very well known to Playboy fans as a Coed, a Cyber Girl and Model of the Year 2008. The other familiar face is Jessica Canizales, a Special Editions model who was the Playmate of the Month in our Mexican and Colombian editions. If you're not familiar with her, get familiar by studying this scorching gallery of Jessica. You'll also want to study this amazing video of Jessica in (mostly out of) a Barcelona soccer jersey.

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Caught looking

Who says the Internet has run out of ideas? Why, it wasn't long ago that Holy Taco posted A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs. Thirteen pictures of guys staring into the shadow of the valley of life—hell yeah, we linked to it. Now COED comes along with Beware the Boob Stare—no fewer than 104 photos of guys (and some women) caught ogling. Because if 13 of something is awesome, then 104 of that same something must be exactly eight times as awesome. It's math, so don't even try to argue.

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