Girlwatcher - Costume Contest

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Without a doubt, the most anticipated sexy/nudie book of 2009 was Heidilicious, a photographic ode to Teutonic temptress Heidi Klum by celebrity photographer Rankin. Heidilicious came out in mid-October, but for some reason images started showing up on the usual sites just last week. Egotastic has a few pictures of Heidi Klum covered in chocolate and then a follow-up gallery of more Heidilicious sexiness.

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Girlwatcher questionnaire: Angelina Leigh

Playboy model Angelina Leigh will have you know that her boobs are real and spectacular. In this interview she touts their spectacular realness over and over again, and fortunately for you we've got links to galleries of the spectacular real toutables themselves.

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Halloween costumes: The also hots

All told, the costumes of Halloween 2009 didn't quite deliver on the buildup. Every blogger and his brother (ourselves included) spent the lead-in week waxing horny about risqué outfits of Halloweens past, but here on the Tuesday after, we have to say that we're underwhelmed. Competition wasn't super-stiff but there were enough noble efforts to merit mention. In the first tier we have AnnaLynne McCord as a leathery-zippery masked bandit (some have called it Catwoman, but it doesn't look like any Catwoman we've seen), Paris Hilton as Little Bo Peep, and Bai Ling dressed as some sort of Andy Warhol reference.

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Hot right now: Busty Japanese babes

Yes, busty Japanese babes do exist. COED has been so good as to make a list of 15 of the best, and we won't argue with their picks at all. A tip of the cap to you, sirs—nice to see someone took the time to do it right. Days later Boobs Journal picked up the thread and began posting its own series on the topic. We'll join the fun with a girl neither site has mentioned yet: Haruka Sanada. She's pretty, she's curvy, and in this here Haruka Sanada gallery at Bobx.com she's naked as the day she was born. (Mild warning: Be careful where you click on Bobx's site; it's a hell of a resource but until you get the hang of how it works you may run into images that are harder than you expected.) You'll find a little more Haruka Sanada here. And you'll get fistfullsa busty Japanese action in upcoming Girlwatcher columns.

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Halloween costumes: Second runner up

Selita Ebanks as some sort of devil.

















Who is Selita Ebanks?
She's a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

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Halloween costumes: First runner up

Kim Kardashian as Princess Jasmine. (A parenthetical sorta-tie goes to Audrina Partridge as Jasmine. Kim was the better Jasmine in our estimation, but they were both pretty good. We are always amazed at the tightness of Audrina's abs—the girl is fit.)

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Marissa Miller's $3 million dollar chest

Actually it's the bra on her chest that's valued at $3 million. The chest, we think, has made her much more than that over the years.

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Necessary nudity: Kitty Lea

Lest you feel deprived of nudity in today's column, here is something to make up for it: Kitty Lea's 2010 calendar. It is outstanding. And lest you think we advocate you looking at copyrighted images on the Internet without buying anything—here is the link to GlobalCalendars.co.uk, where you can buy Kitty's calendar and all the others we've shown you in recent weeks. Do buy one—or perhaps a few. These ladies will look much, much better hanging on the walls of your man-cave than they do on your eye-straining computer screen.

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Halloween costumes: And the winner is...

Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Bunny. And it's not just because she's wearing our own getup. Ever since she first caught our eye on Party of Five, we've dreamed that Jennifer would strip down to something that blatantly cashes in on her curves. (We have also dreamed that she would simply strip down, but that's obvious.) But she has always denied us, teased us by going halfway in kinda-sexy photo shoots and kinda-revealing red-carpet attire. To see her go for the busty gusto as a Playboy Bunny—now that would have been something. All we have (at present) is this one picture and our sweet imaginations. And it's a damn good picture. Let's hope more turn up.

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