Girlwatcher - Last-Minute Gifts

We should all be ashamed

We might be wrong on this, but Iga (or Eva) Wyrwal's 2010 calendar has been on the market for some time. It didn't just come out yesterday. Yet for some reason nobody bothered to post it online until yesterday. Really, the young lady has possibly the greatest figure on the planet and nobody took any action until yesterday? We're not angry at you, internet—we're just disappointed. Do better next time. Here's one of the jillion posts that sprang up yesterday: Iga (or Eva) 2010 Wyrwal calendar at HotCelebsHome. And after you've picked your chin up off the keyboard do consider buying a calendar—those boobs on your wall will keep you thinking thoughts of abundance and plenty all 2010 long.

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Today's Girlwatcher Questionnaire: Sasha Grether

"Being naked is awesome," says Sasha, and we couldn't agree more. Tip: Mix her a very dirty Martini and she might just make out with a girl. Got a live one here, fellas.

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Relative unknown

Homicidal Insomniac calls it: "Catrinel Mengia wins 2009". Sorry, but who? She's a Romanian lingerie model who charmed the pants off his readers, and we can see why.

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Isabeli in Izod

And now, a Christmas letter from little Timmy Jenkins in Akron, Ohio. "Dear Santa, what I really want for Christmas more than anything else in the world is a Brazilian supermodel wearing a wet t-shirt. Please make my Christmas wish come true." Well Timmy, we don't know whether there is a Santa Claus. But there is Isabeli Fontana in shirt that is very damp. Merry Christmas.

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Christmas Blows

From The Sun, Vikki Blows in states of festive undress.

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Lindsay Lohan update

Outtakes from her Muse photo shoot. Her top is see-through.

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Hey, hey, hey

Olivia Munn put out her own magazine (of sorts) called Hey Olivia. Popoholic strips out the pictures of her and suggests a more descriptive title: Hey Olivia, You're Freaking Hot. See more of the freaking hot Olivia from her Playboy cover shoot in the Cyber Club.

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Happy returns

We were filing our "12 Racks of Christmas" column when we got news of a shoot that might have made the list had it been available: Girlwatcher pal Bryci as a gift for you to unwrap. Actually, she's not wrapped all that well—just some ribbon here and there, which immediately comes off. But remember what mom said—it's not the wrapping, it's the thought that counts. And she has such lovely large thoughts, we're always happy to count them. One, two.

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More happy returns

Another late-breaker that came in over the weekend: Jenny Poussin in Santa Claus's hat, bra and garters.

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Still more happy returns

Saffron Taylor stripping off a Santa getup? Aww, you shouldn't have. Wait, what are we saying? Of course you should have. And you did. Thanks.

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Returns. And yup, these are happy, too

Oh we are so enjoying this look back—Bryci, Jenny and Saffron were among the first models to take our Girlwatcher Questionnaire. Wonder if there's another? Why yes there is—and we never imagined we'd see Christmas in September. Sorry, that should read Christmas in September Carrino's living room, with your hostess doing a nekked Santa dance. O, holy shit.

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Girl: A+. Theme: B-

Staying on the PinupFiles site for a moment—is this even a Christmas-themed photo set? Well, it's called "Christmas," but it's really just a girl stripping on a bearskin rug. No Santa hat, no Christmas tree, no strategically-placed ribbons. But when it's Aria Giovanni stripping on a bearskin rug, we don't sweat the details. Merry Christmas, Aria.

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Lights, camera, xmas

Hijacked again by topless Santa models—dammit! Well, tis the season, so what are you gonna do. We'll sign off the way we started on Thursday, with Amanda Hanshaw's festive boobies. In this gallery she starts out clothed, strips, then covers herself in a string of Christmas lights. We don't want to give it all away, but let's just say the lights do a pretty pathetic job of covering her. Yet like Charlie Brown's meager Christmas tree, there's beauty and Christmas magic there if only you look with your heart.

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