Girlwatcher - The British are Invading Your Turkey Day

Guess who's coming to dinner

We're not here to teach you history. We're here to give you of-the-moment links to girlie content, as we do with this COED gallery of "Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness." Repeat: We're not here to teach you history. Still—Pocahontas? Pocahontas has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. By the time the first Thanksgiving went down, Pocohontas had married John Rolfe, changed her name to Rebecca, moved to England and died. Not that the Poca-Hotness gallery depicts many Pocahontases—its images skew more toward the plains Indians, what with the war bonnets. Plains Indians have even less to do with Thanksgiving than Pocahontas did. The Indians associated with the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Massachusetts, were Wampanoags, and prominent among them was a dude named Squanto. If we were striving for historical accuracy, we would have a sexy dude-named-Squanto link for you. Ah, to hell with it—bring on the babes in war bonnets, it's Thanksgiving. And god bless us, every one.

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All over but the stuffing

On a similarly-themed-but-still-not-historically-accurate-Thanksgiving note: "Turkey's Done," a gallery of Playboy models with nipples that have popped out like the plastic timer on a turkey. A slightly juvenile concept, but a totally satisfying one. Check out the bullet points on Kimberly Cameron to see what we mean. Funny, before today we never thought of Thanksgiving as a sexy holiday, but with all the trampy squaws and erect nipples we're convinced otherwise.

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Today's Girlwatcher Questionnaire: Rosie Jones

It takes more than babes in skimpy historically-inaccurate squaw costumes to properly sexualize a family holiday like Thanksgiving. You need an English babe to stand in for the Pilgrims (who were not the same as the Puritans; see, the Puritans came more than seven years later... ah, look it up yourself). We have an English babe, and we won't even make her wear a frumpy bonnet or silly hat with a buckle on it. No, we wouldn't dream of it with this one—Rosie Jones, cover girl for the major British men's magazines. Rosie Jones, arguably the most popular model getting her baps out today. Rosie Jones, 19 years old.

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Plains Jane

If only there were some way to tie these things together—the irrelevant war bonnet, the English girl, the baps. Oh, this'll do: Prominent British model Peta Todd in war bonnet with her baps out. Sorted!

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It's gotta be the tires

Pirelli calendar images are out. As we reported many months ago, the 2010 calendar was shot in Brazil by Terry Richardson and promised edgy shots of unclothed models. Here are some highlights: topless Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Georgina Stojiljkovic. Link also includes video.

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Howdy, pilgrim

Damn this holiday theme! Another Thanksgiving link, and this time it's WWE Divas in sexy Turkey Day getup. Yes, there is a war bonnet, but not all of the Divas are Indians—some, like Layla El, are Pilgrims, and one, Victoria, is a hopelessly unsexy turkey. Playboy cover girls Candice Michelle and Maria Kanellis, and Special Editions cover girl Maryse Ouellet are all in on the fun.

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More hot babes of wrasslin'

How about the UFC Octagon Girls? No, they haven't put on giant turkey costumes. But the blog Me and Isis has ranked the top seven, and it's a good-looking bunch.

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Wrasslers' delights

In a related story, Complex.com runs down the 10 hottest wives and girlfriends of MMA fighters. Wonder who'd win in a three-way battle royale: the Divas, the Octagon Girls or the MMA WAGs? Don't count out the WAGs—their team includes an MMA fighter (Kim Couture), an MMA fighter-to-be (Brittney Palmer), a former female wrestler (Rena "Sable" Mero) and Jenna Jameson, who can lick any woman alive. We've seen it happen. On DVD.

 

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Dream team

With the start of college basketball season, we're reminded of Drake's well-known, Kanye-directed, boobylicious "Best I Ever Had" video. Last week we brought you one of those hot hoopsters, Rosa Acosta, and you liked her a lot. Here's a piece on Rosa and her teammates Shakur, Ms. Cat, Xtina Noel and Sofia Marie. So... who's next?

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Gridiron great

College basketball is underway, which means college football is approaching its finale. Gator bait Erin Drewes got us in the mood for the penultimate week of regular-season action; now let Jenny McClain give you a pep talk. Jenny is Czech and may not know too much about football (notice her fingers aren't on the laces), but that doesn't detract from her pep one bit. It didn't detract from her pep on the Fourth of July, as you may recall. Someone get this girl a green card.

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