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Carlotta Champagne Goes to Glamourcon:
A Girlwatcher favorite visits the nation's leading gathering of the gorgeous

Hey guys! This is Carlotta Champagne reporting from Glamourcon Chicago. This year's convention has had so many great models I don‘t know where to start!

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My booth was sandwiched between a total fetish fox named Kimberly Marvel and the stunning Playmate Cathy St. George.

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I was really overwhelmed with taking pictures with fans and talking to photographers, but I had my eyes set on one girl this trip: Aria Giovanni. Aria Gio-freaking-vanni! Aria is pretty much a legend in the nude industry. She's shot in just about every major magazine one could be in, she's dated rock stars, and she has probably experienced more in the last five years than most of us get to experience in a lifetime. I was fortunate enough to be across from her table and spent much of the event making googly eyes at her. Might I say that Aria is not only stunningly beautiful, but she is incredibly sweet and fun to talk to!
(Photo: Aria Giovanni at Glamourcon and in a Cyber Club photo by Mizuno)

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Next to Aria was the lovely Jelena Jensen, and I am convinced that her breasts get bigger every year. I swear that they have doubled in size—she's starting to make Dolly Parton look flat chested!

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There were several beautiful girls walking around, making their way through the hotel and around the convention, even if they weren't sitting at booths. Some were famous and others were new faces—I was glad to meet a model from the Pacific Northwest named Betzu, who was showing off her assets. Fans compared her to a young version of an almost-naked Sarah Palin. I also did a shoot with Dara who has a 34-27-45 body—she is like a black Jessica Rabbit. Wow!

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As for Playmates, I met Kerri Kendall, who is just ridiculously beautiful. She was a Playmate in 1990, but she could easily land a cover even today. HOT!!! I also got a chance to meet PMOY 2009 Ida Ljungvist who is like a living Barbie doll (but with the finest bum you are ever going to lay eyes on).

(Photo: Kerri Kendall at Glamourcon and Ida Ljungqvist from her March 2008 Cyberclub preview)

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The biggest breast award goes to Maggie Green. Oh. My. God. Wow. Her tatas are bigger than my head! They make Jelena Jensen's look just average. I just wanted to bury myself in them and motorboat those things, ha ha!

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I have to say my absolute favorite girl I met was Dolores Del Monte.  She was a Playmate in March of 1954 and she is still quite the looker! I bought a print from her and talked to her for quite some time about when she used to work as an art model. The stories! The history! I hope she writes a biography some day. (Photo: Dolores Del Monte and Carlotta)

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All in all the trip was a success, and I got to be in a room with some of the most beautiful women on the planet. Hope to see you all in November at the Los Angeles convention! Until then, visit me at my diary at CarlottaChampagne.com to hear about my latest adventures and nude photo shoots.

Glamourcon photos courtesy Carlotta Champagne


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