From what I hear from everyone I know who says they have a gluten allergy, it’s a very serious matter that must be talked about all the time. It’s crazy how many conversations they find a way to cram it into, even when it makes no sense whatsoever. This may not be verbatim, but here’s how every conversation feels when you talk with your friend that has a gluten allergy.

Rob is a writer and comedian based in Louisville, KY. Follow @robfee on Twitter.