Confounding expectations once again, bestselling author of Go The Fuck To Sleep and anti-John Mayer crusader Adam Mansbach has decided to name the follow up to his hit faux kids book neither Go The Fuck Back To Sleep nor Wake The Fuck Up.

Rather You Have To Fucking Eat will be published on November 12th, and preorders are available now from Akashic Books.

Frustrated parents are likely salivating over this book already. But to wet appetites even further with Mansbach’s creative approach to parenting, here are a few of his recent tweets:

This is for real:

And, finally, Go The Fuck To Sleep read by Samuel L. Jackson, because who the fuck else would be as perfect?