Google Autocomplete is an amazing tool that gives us a little insight into what people around the world are searching. All you have to do is starting typing a sentence or phrase and Google will finish it with the most popular search terms. So we thought it might be fun to see what people were searching when it comes to NFL fans. We hopped over to google.com and made sure we were logged out as to not skew our results. Then we googled each search phrase with “(TEAM) fans are” and watched the results pop up. We screenshotted our findings and without further ado, here they are:
Apparently that heat brings out the insufferableness.
Seems fitting, nobody cares about the Falcons.
Drunk Ravens fans can be a lot to take.
“Vile creatures” is a super specific search…
There’s that damn ‘great kissers’ thing again, ruining all our hatred for NFL fans.
Who knew that Browns fans were so polarizing?
Our first 'morons’ sighting, I like it.
Nothing positive here. Nothing.
Crazy good or crazy bad?
GREEN BAY PACKERS
Now now, we don’t use that word anymore.
Stupid doo doo heads.
This smells like the Peyton Manning years.
It’s very interesting that this search dropped the first two words for our screenshot. Feels fake but isn’t.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
As a chiefs fan myself, seems about right.
Can’t even spell 'kissers’ right. Sounds correct.
The worst kissers?
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
Our first team with all negative search terms. Who knew? (Everybody.)
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
Apparently the bandwagon got full at some point.
NEW YORK GIANTS
Hey now, we really don’t use that word.
NEW YORK JETS
Good question, how many Jets fans are there? I’m going to google it later.
Everyone hates the Raiders.
I want to know which Eagles fans are googling 'eagles fans are smart.’ Probably not the smart ones.
Obnoxious! Couldn’t have said it better myself.
ST. LOUIS RAMS
Okay I kind of feel bad for Rams fans now.
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
Ditto for Chargers fans. (Say hello to LA for me.)
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
Come on there’s more to San Fran than that.
Annoying AND bandwagoners. This feels recent. Very recent.
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
Surprised people had this many opinions about Bucs fans.
Really runs the gamut here.
And finally, the team with the worst mascot might have the worst fans. But don’t worry, everyone has the worst fans according to Google.
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